Who are the Null Paradox Cranks?
We’re an underground community supporting independently-owned businesses. It’s our way of helping to promote local businesses by telling everyone all about them and recommending them to our Community.
How it Works
We send your independent businesses a colorful excerpt from our book (rated G) called Take Me Home With You and ask you to display it prominently in your business.
Your business E-mails us a photo of our book displayed in your business to Trina@ZoltanEntertainment.com and we post your photos HERE.
We tell our Community all about your business (50,000 people and growing) and recommend that they check you out.
There’s no cost to anyone to participate.
Bonus: To create extra awareness and traffic for independent businesses, we’ve performed unplugged sets of our music and have created pop-up-stores within businesses. Please tell us if you’d like us to help you with our bonus plan!
Why You Should Join the Null Paradox Cranks
Do you have a favorite independent business? Send us an E-mail and nominate them so we can help them promote themselves (within the U.S.). There’s no cost to anyone.
Here’s a list of the independent businesses that we’ve already helped.
Illinois
Arrived on 2013 June 5: The Coffee Studio, 5628 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60660
Iowa
Arrived on 2013 July 3: Mars Cafe, 2318 University Ave, Des Moines, IA 50311
Michigan
Arrived on 2013 May 11: Five15, 515 S. Washington Avenue, Royal Oak, MI 48067
Arrived on 2014 July 31: Time Will Tell Antiques, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 July 31: Noble, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 July 31: T Shop, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 July 31: Crazy Joe’s, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Depot Party Shoppe, Watertown, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Sandusky Party Store, Sandusky, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Pat’s Bakery, Huron Beach, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Sandman’s Grocery, Huron Beach, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Harbor Drug, Harbor Beach, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 7: Ernesto’s Pizzeria, Harbor Beach, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Hot On The Road, Port Huron, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: R&M Auto Repairs, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Bunny’s Frozen Custard, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Lakeview Donut Shop, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Lakeport Market, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Sarenity Apparel, Port Huron, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Body Art & Piercing, Port Huron, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Glowin’ Golf, Port Huron, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Shady Rest Bed & Breakfast, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Angel’s Garden, Lexington, MI
Arrived on 2014 August 14: Noble, Lexington, MI
Ohio
Arrived on 2013 September 4: River Road Coffeehouse, 973 N 21st St, Newark, OH 43055
Arrived on 2013 September 18: Downtown Latte Coffeehouse, 44 S. Saint Clair St., Toledo, OH 43604
Arrived on 2013 September 26: Kafe Kerouac, 2250 North High Street, Columbus, OH 43201
Arrived on 2013 October 2: Aquarius Star, 329 Ludlow Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45220
Utah
Arrived on 2014 November 8: Snow Country, Park City, Utah
Arrived on 2014 November 8: Brass Tag Restaurant, Deer Valley, Utah
Arrived on 2014 November 8: Atticus Coffee, Park City, Utah
Arrived on 2014 November 8: Java Cow Café, Park City, Utah. There’s artwork from Banksy on the outside wall of their building.